{"product_id":"botanical-menace-large-tote-bag","title":"Botanical Menace | Large Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThey say “be on your best behavior.” We say, “absolutely not.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePart of our Pride Collection, the \"Botanical Menace\" design is for the queer cultivator who thrives on unhinged energy and dark magic. Featuring a rainbow-striped witch hat resting among ancient spellbooks, glowing potions, and a casual skull, this design is the ultimate uniform for those who refuse to shrink themselves to fit the mold. Whether you’re tending to your poisonous beauties or just hexing the patriarchy, wear this as a loud, proud warning label to the rest of the greenhouse: you are delightfully chaotic and unapologetically Unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)\u003cbr\u003e• Large inside pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable cotton webbing handles\u003cbr\u003e• Available in one size\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alchemist Cultivars","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":44461991886941,"sku":"4968913_9039","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":44461991919709,"sku":"4968913_9040","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":44461991952477,"sku":"4968913_9041","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/7794\/1597\/files\/all-over-print-large-tote-bag-w-pocket-black-front-6a14ebe8f2192.jpg?v=1779756019","url":"https:\/\/alchemistcultivars.com\/products\/botanical-menace-large-tote-bag","provider":"Alchemist Cultivars","version":"1.0","type":"link"}