Botanical menace | Women’s Relaxed fit Tee

They say “be on your best behavior.” We say, “absolutely not.”

Part of our Pride Collection, the "Botanical Menace" design is for the queer cultivator who thrives on unhinged energy and dark magic. Featuring a rainbow-striped witch hat resting among ancient spellbooks, glowing potions, and a casual skull, this design is the ultimate uniform for those who refuse to shrink themselves to fit the mold. Whether you’re tending to your poisonous beauties or just hexing the patriarchy, wear this as a loud, proud warning label to the rest of the greenhouse: you are delightfully chaotic and unapologetically Unique.

Support the Coven: Every purchase makes a local impact. We are proud to donate $5 from each shirt sold in this collection directly to the Rainbow Rose Center right here in York.

• 100% combed and ring-spun
• Women’s Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US