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The Eternal Curator

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$50.00
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The Eternal Curator

$50.00
In the quiet corners of the undergrowth, where the rare and the strange reside, there is only one who holds the keys to the greenhouse. Meet the Eternal Curator—a Master of the Cultivar who has spent lifetimes perfecting the art of Botany.

This design features our signature skeleton botanist overseeing a specimen of glowing proportions, flanked by raw crystals and the secrets of the soil. It’s not just a title; it’s a legacy. Whether you’re propagation-obsessed or just a collector of the macabre, this piece is for the "Plant Daddy" who knows that some beauties are worth waiting an eternity for.


• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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